A woman called her doctor to complain about her husband's snoring. "Is there anything you can do?" she pleaded.
"Well, there is one operation that will cure your husband, but it's rather expensive: $1,000 plus $450 a month for 36 months."
"My god!" exclaimed the woman, "that's like leasing a sports car!"
"Hmm," the doctor murmured. "Too obvious, eh?"

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend is overweight?
A. She starts fitting your wife's clothes!