Bob w
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| 05 Dec 2008 10:12 AM |
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1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or
raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 liter bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
(silver or gold, as desired)
First, sample the Cuervo to check
quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to
be sure It is of the highest quality.
Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup
and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of the butter in a large
fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure
the Cuervo is still OK.
Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
picking
the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers, just pry it loose with a
screwdriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or shomething.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try
not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.
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Seeker
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| 05 Dec 2008 03:40 PM |
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I tried that recipe last year and I woke up under the christmas tree wrapped in lights and garland. There was an 'angel' made in flour and sugar on my kitchen floor too. Never again.
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Chrissy
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| 05 Dec 2008 07:53 PM |
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Oh why does this not surprise me.lol |
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LeeMedic
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| 05 Dec 2008 09:41 PM |
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Posted By Chrissy on 05 Dec 2008 06:53 PM
Oh why does this not surprise me.lol
Chrissy, I would send you to the corner, but as I see by your avatar, you are already there! |
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Seeker
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| 06 Dec 2008 12:03 PM |
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Posted By Chrissy on 05 Dec 2008 06:53 PM
Oh why does this not surprise me.lol
Wanna make these cookies tonight?  |
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Chrissy
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| 08 Dec 2008 08:09 AM |
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Posted By Seeker on 06 Dec 2008 11:03 AM
Posted By Chrissy on 05 Dec 2008 06:53 PM
Oh why does this not surprise me.lol
Wanna make these cookies tonight?
not a good sunday!!lol
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LeeMedic
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| 08 Dec 2008 08:41 AM |
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Posted By Chrissy on 08 Dec 2008 07:09 AM
Posted By Seeker on 06 Dec 2008 11:03 AM
Posted By Chrissy on 05 Dec 2008 06:53 PM
Oh why does this not surprise me.lol
Wanna make these cookies tonight?
not a good sunday!!lol
So how many dozens of cookies did you drink make? |
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Chrissy
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| 08 Dec 2008 08:52 AM |
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TOO many!! all different kinds too.lol. |
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Des
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| 08 Dec 2008 10:33 AM |
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I think I may try those cookies tonight! |
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Chrissy
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| 08 Dec 2008 10:36 AM |
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Posted By Des on 08 Dec 2008 09:33 AM
I think I may try those cookies tonight!
Be very, very careful!!!lol. the next day is not pretty.. |
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Des
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| 08 Dec 2008 10:54 AM |
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LOL I will keep that in mind. Thanks for the warning. |
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Seeker
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| 08 Dec 2008 11:45 AM |
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Posted By Chrissy on 08 Dec 2008 07:09 AM
Posted By Seeker on 06 Dec 2008 11:03 AM
Posted By Chrissy on 05 Dec 2008 06:53 PM
Oh why does this not surprise me.lol
Wanna make these cookies tonight?
not a good sunday!!lol
it was the same here  |
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JamesCrews
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| 08 Dec 2008 09:47 PM |
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Oh, this one just keeps getting funnier every time you post it. |
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