An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

 The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.

 

 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.


 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No. . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.